I am very much sorry for steping on your honourable and respectable privacy.
Why do the princes of West Africa insist on steping on my honourable and respectable privacy? And, perhaps more importantly, how did the U.K. Lottery find me when I've never played and don't live in the U.K. It's incredible (in the literal sense... the sense in which it is without credibility).
I've been beseiged by these emails lately. I'm not sure how they found me, but I'm so very tired of putting their emails into my spam folder. It makes my honourable privacy want to scream, even if their grammer makes me want to laugh.
In the last few weeks of business I haven't been able to be as on top of the inbox as I would have liked and it's gotten full of spam entreating me to buy Canadian drugs, invest in imaginary stocks, and enlarge various organs. And then I get a million emails from everyplace I've ever bought anything from online. And I find that getting off those email lists is almost impossible. My box is full of notices that former American Idol hopefuls will be in concert and I can get tickets from ticketmaster right now! But I couldn't identify a signal person from American Idol past or present, so they are really just so much clutter to sweep away.
Along with my steped on privacy.